ACME: Expoding Bubble Gum

BigSnail34 · #21 ● 02-20-2019, 08:26 AM

Originally Posted by DarkAngelEdge ↗

I am not sure that's a failed suicide. I hit a Hadji in the jaw with a M855A1 EPR and it blew his lower jaw, what few teeth he had in it, and his tongue clean off. The lower mandible flew a cool 45' from him. Tongue was never found. Follow up rounds ended his Mecca.

This reminds me of how, when I was an officer in the Army, I developed such competence with a rolly chair that I could tilt back on a mere two casters and propel myself at full speed without losing my balance. An O-6 took a video of me on his phone so he could show his daughter.

sweep100 · #22 ● 02-20-2019, 09:26 AM

Can I cum in your mouth,, ok.

SimoneFlen' · #23 ● 02-20-2019, 11:03 AM

Damn you Thrumpy, I put this in the medical section this morning, haha!

Though yours is longer. Much love!

By the way, it happened in São Gonçalo, Brazil.

winvens · #24 ● 02-20-2019, 11:46 AM

Assuming he somehow survived, where would a surgeon even begin to reconstruct his face?

Sugar³ · #25 ● 02-20-2019, 04:50 PM

Originally Posted by winvens ↗

Assuming he somehow survived, where would a surgeon even begin to reconstruct his face?

Well, Argentina maybe? But you're probably right, this guy's gonna need some cling wrap, and a bus ticket to Texas.

DanteAntonelli · #26 ● 02-20-2019, 05:52 PM

Originally Posted by DarkAngelEdge ↗

I am not sure that's a failed suicide. I hit a Hadji in the jaw with a M855A1 EPR and it blew his lower jaw, what few teeth he had in it, and his tongue clean off. The lower mandible flew a cool 45' from him. Tongue was never found. Follow up rounds ended his Mecca.

Something that could be done with the regular shitty M855

For a round known for eating feed ramps, I'm not impressed!