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nasty toenail and quite the bling bling watch.
Always...In Brazil, it's all $15 outfits, and $35000 watches. Not at all like some of the styles we see out of other violent zones. I'm thinking Africa--those child solider gangs that dress up like little tactical fairies--with cute wings, and wands, corsets etc, or the Congo Dandies.
You could get your whole crew turning heads for the cost of a watch like that. Turn that whole bitch into a murderous catwalk.
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Always...In Brazil, it's all $15 outfits, and $35000 watches. Not at all like some of the styles we see out of other violent zones. I'm thinking Africa--those child solider gangs that dress up like little tactical fairies--with cute wings, and wands, corsets etc, or the Congo Dandies.
You could get your whole crew turning heads for the cost of a watch like that. Turn that whole bitch into a murderous catwalk.
Congo Dandies would be a great name for a band, perhaps one that incorporates throat singing alongside samba rhythms.
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Gotta love the full metal jacket qoutes haha
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Congo Dandies would be a great name for a band, perhaps one that incorporates throat singing alongside samba rhythms.
What the hell do you mean by throat singing? NOT the Ass-Demon conjuring Jihadi Quartet they blare over footage of their futile accomplishments in places like Afghanistan? NOT that putrid Witchcraft belly-aching--four pubic beardlords huddled around a Maxipad Microphone, simultaneously whaling and congratulating each other's bathing suit regions fucking music, I hope? NOT that throat singing.
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Congo Dandies would be a great name for a band, perhaps one that incorporates throat singing alongside samba rhythms.
What the hell do you mean by throat singing? NOT the Ass-Demon conjuring Jihadi Quartet they blare over footage of their futile accomplishments in places like Afghanistan? NOT that putrid Witchcraft belly-aching--four pubic beardlords huddled around a Maxipad Microphone, simultaneously whaling, praying, and congratulating each other's effing bathing suit regions fucking music, I hope? NOT that throat singing.
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Have the gold watch, decent side arms, but can't afford or steel some bullets.
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Remember kids! Unless you want the sole of a filthy flipflop to be the last thing you ever see, when someone points a gun at you...act frightened! At least a little, flinch, pretend even. Or they will definitely choke you to death.
And they'll do it hard too--till blood comes out, and then they will probably hump your girlfriend in your lowered VW afterward too.
That description is freaking hilarious
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