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09-20-2018, 10:30 PM
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Re: 9 Killed, 10 Injured when Truck Ran Over Group of People Near Accident Scene
He was only able to summon "moron" strength.
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#12
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09-20-2018, 10:31 PM
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Re: 9 Killed, 10 Injured when Truck Ran Over Group of People Near Accident Scene
Gawkers, Gawkettes, and their little Gawkitos!
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09-20-2018, 11:08 PM
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| My Rank: STAFF SERGEANT Poster Rank:901 if you worship something, then you are a slave to that thing Join Date: Aug 2017 Posts: 824 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 327 Post(s)
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Re: 9 Killed, 10 Injured when Truck Ran Over Group of People Near Accident Scene
I've been doing it all wrong.... I thought you were supposed to smash the yogurt and ice cream AFTER you get stoned... .... apologies, but I just couldn't resist...I am thoroughly punishing myself for that ridiculous attempt at humor right now |
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09-21-2018, 11:59 PM
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Re: 9 Killed, 10 Injured when Truck Ran Over Group of People Near Accident Scene
Sadly, some people actually believe this. There was a woman at the NAS in Fort Worth, TX last year who, while spotting a forklift driver, noticed a 2,000lb pallet of ordinance begin to slide down the incorrectly positioned tines. Believing that women possess superhuman strength in times of dire situations, she positioned herself in front of the pallet and put her hands up to push it back onto the forklift. Have you ever stomped on a tube of toothpaste? |