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2 for the Price of One Windchime Special

Ahhhh the rare pregnant windchime

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Re: 2 for the Price of One Windchime Special

Tragedy and horror gripped the residents of Idemili North Local Government Area of Anambra State on Tuesday, following the discovery of the lifeless body of a pregnant woman hanging on a cashew tree along the Uke/Ideani Road.

The gruesome incident, which has since sparked public outrage and calls for justice, has been described by the Anambra State Commissioner of Police, CP Ikioye Orutugu fwc MNIPS PhD, as a disturbing act of cruelty and an act of man’s inhumanity to man.

Reacting to the incident, CP Orutugu ordered a full-scale investigation into the suspected murder, with a firm determination to unmask and bring the perpetrators to book. He also called on stakeholders, traditional rulers, and community leaders within Idemili North and its environs to assist the Police with credible information that could aid the ongoing investigation.

According to a statement issued to newsmen on Tuesday by the Police Public Relations Officer, SP Tochukwu Ikenga, officers from the Ogidi Police Division responded to a report and visited the scene, where they recovered the body of the unidentified pregnant woman.

He said the corpse has since been deposited at the mortuary, as efforts are underway to identify her and establish the full circumstances surrounding her death.

The statement reads: “The Commissioner of Police *CP Ikioye Orutugu fwc MNIPS PhD* today 6th May 2025 called on Stakeholders and Community leaders of Idemili North to assist with information to unravel the perpetrators of the suspected murder of a pregnant lady found hanging on a cashew tree along Uke/Ideani road.


“The CP described the incident as unfortunate and a stark example of “man’s inhumanity to man and ordered a thorough investigation into the incident to identify the perpetrators and bring them to justice.

“To this end, the Command calls on members of the public to help identify the deceased, as Police Operatives from Ogidi Police Division have recovered the body and deposited it in the mortuary.
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Re: 2 for the Price of One Windchime Special

Tragedy and horror gripped the residents of Idemili North Local Government Area of Anambra State on Tuesday, following the discovery of the lifeless body of a pregnant woman hanging on a cashew tree along the Uke/Ideani Road.

The gruesome incident, which has since sparked public outrage and calls for justice, has been described by the Anambra State Commissioner of Police, CP Ikioye Orutugu fwc MNIPS PhD, as a disturbing act of cruelty and an act of man’s inhumanity to man.

Reacting to the incident, CP Orutugu ordered a full-scale investigation into the suspected murder, with a firm determination to unmask and bring the perpetrators to book. He also called on stakeholders, traditional rulers, and community leaders within Idemili North and its environs to assist the Police with credible information that could aid the ongoing investigation.

According to a statement issued to newsmen on Tuesday by the Police Public Relations Officer, SP Tochukwu Ikenga, officers from the Ogidi Police Division responded to a report and visited the scene, where they recovered the body of the unidentified pregnant woman.

He said the corpse has since been deposited at the mortuary, as efforts are underway to identify her and establish the full circumstances surrounding her death.

The statement reads: “The Commissioner of Police *CP Ikioye Orutugu fwc MNIPS PhD* today 6th May 2025 called on Stakeholders and Community leaders of Idemili North to assist with information to unravel the perpetrators of the suspected murder of a pregnant lady found hanging on a cashew tree along Uke/Ideani road.


“The CP described the incident as unfortunate and a stark example of “man’s inhumanity to man and ordered a thorough investigation into the incident to identify the perpetrators and bring them to justice.

“To this end, the Command calls on members of the public to help identify the deceased, as Police Operatives from Ogidi Police Division have recovered the body and deposited it in the mortuary.
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Re: 2 for the Price of One Windchime Special

1.85-for-one, actually (looks like she was on her last month).
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It's a suicide, ffs. How the hell would anyone get her up there. She climbed that tree. Baby was probably her fathers.
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Re: 2 for the Price of One Windchime Special

Probably led out to the mangrove to talk and was hung up there by the father who don't want to be known
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Sad. Poor girl. I just don't get the obsession with hanging yourself. It's gotta be shitty as fuck wriggling and flopping around like a fish on the line. It's not quick or easy. RIP young lady. Hope you're at peace
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Re: 2 for the Price of One Windchime Special

Cashews from this tree will never taste the same again
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Talk about assaulted nuts...
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