[kellyhound]

Authorities in Colombia have begun an initial investigation to identify 3 people found dead inside a burned-out vehicle. The discovery was made near a river bridge.

Drivers traveling in the early hours of the morning on the road reported to the authorities a vehicle engulfed in flames was on the side of the road.

After controlling the situation, the technical inspection units confirmed the discovery of three completely burned bodies inside the vehicle, one of them was in the trunk. Police suspect it's a settling of scores. One of the victims was identified as Gabriel G.

[foxfantastic]

So after all of these centuries of waiting, we now know where the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost were being held captive

[Necrotic Bowel]

That dudes distal femur looks huge. I’d be on the lookout for someone who hates people with large distal femurs

[Mr.NoCredit]

Whoever torched that car sure did a thorough job of it. They weren’t screwing around and know how to get the job done properly. Law enforcement is going to have one helluva time figuring out who those people are.

[foxfantastic]

Oof now that I think about it, I sincerely hope the dude in the trunk was dead before they ignited the car. That's be a horrible way to go.

[William May]

Originally Posted by foxfantastic ↗

So after all of these centuries of waiting, we now know where the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost were being held captive

Just in time for EASTER!

[William May]

NEVER turn back the odometer on a drug boss's car!

[William May]

Originally Posted by Necrotic Bowel ↗

That dudes distal femur looks huge. I’d be on the lookout for someone who hates people with large distal femurs

Or people who try to smuggle their best friend into the Drive-In Movie, in the trunk!

[DarkSighted]

Originally Posted by William May ↗

Just in time for EASTER!

Yaaaaay Zombiejesus!!!