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07-18-2018, 11:34 PM
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| My Rank: PRIVATE FIRST CLASS Poster Rank:3729 Male Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 89 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 24 Post(s)
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Re: Young Man with Big Back Wound
"Never be called an uncaring asshole again thanks to the new iTowel. This latest device, apart from deplete your bank account by thousands every year and being made by third world children, allows you to appear compassionate and sympathetic to the person in need by cleaning their wound, whilst secretly recording everything happening, analysing their blood type, calculating how much blood they have lost, their chance of living, age, race and many many more pieces of information so you attention seeking hipster c**ts can get that 'like' which has become like heroin to you now"
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