#3 Nasty wound but hilarious (true!) story: Man had a fight with his wife. First she threw a brick to his face and second she punched him in his eye. Her ring (which was a present for their ten year anniversary) tore his eye globe.
Man lost his sight in this eye.
Not sure if he lost his marriage too.
#4 Injury by a golf ball.
#5 Looks fake, but it's damn real: Nail gun.
#6 Penetration by sharp unknown object.
#7 Man and his friend were testing a dart taser...
#8 Boy and schoolmate were playing. Schoolmate threw a pencil to the boy...
