[zodiacpotato]

Street Fighter x_x

[minka1]

Oh wow...those nails...how many bottles of polish would have to be used. This is horrible!

[Kinky_John]

High Five

[grimekeepa]

what massage parlour does she work out of

[shoottokill]

i'd imagine she's have trouble eating, drinking and giving a nice handjob to her warm and fuzzy beau

[elizajane]

she wouldn't need a man with fingers like that.....

[renfairegeek]

Bet it'd hurt like hell if she punched you in the face

[docfr8]

Dating game scenario:
Bachelorette #1 likes to take long walks, avidly plays the piano and ukelele. Loves to strum a harp. She is very handy and loves to give back rubs.. Lets give it up for bachelorette #1.. (crowd applauds)


Now the eligible bachelors:
Bachelor #1: A Sailor with a gentle touch, loves to eat spinach, and is sprung on an ugly anorexic woman named Olive Oil. Give it up to "Popeye".. (crowd applauds)


Bachelor #2: He's a real bad boy from Hell and is very in touch with his feelings of self worth. He prefers to lay low and chill. Lets give it up to "Hellboy" (crowd applauds)


Bachelor #3: A biogenetic engineer that works in a Government laboratory. Loves to play checkers and drink rootbeer. You probably dont want to make him angry!!! Lets give it up to "Hulk" (crowd applauds)