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05-19-2026, 08:42 PM
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Woman Casually Texts While Giving Birth in the Car
Most casual car birth ever !
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05-19-2026, 10:19 PM
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 Running with scissors Poster Rank:10251 Female Join Date: May 2021 Posts: 14 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 2 Post(s)
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Re: Woman Casually Texts While Giving Birth in the Car
Put your damn phone down, lady. Fuckin hell
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05-20-2026, 03:13 AM
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Re: Woman Casually Texts While Giving Birth in the Car
That's not her first bb.  |
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05-20-2026, 04:30 AM
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Re: Woman Casually Texts While Giving Birth in the Car
Just another day at the office.  The cab driver sure was enjoying himself.  |
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05-20-2026, 10:59 PM
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 My Rank: GUNNERY SERGEANT Poster Rank:599 Evil Cunt ({^}) Join Date: May 2016 Posts: 1,545 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 48 Post(s)
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Re: Woman Casually Texts While Giving Birth in the Car
Um, do u know how bad that hurts? That right there is called the ring of fire and it's excruciating. You would automatically reach down and pull baby out. I mean, maybe she did- i couldn't watch past 30 seconds. But I can't imagine... (I've had seven successful deliveries and one in a car too.) |
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05-21-2026, 12:00 AM
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Re: Woman Casually Texts While Giving Birth in the Car
Baby is a strange purple color and not moving. That must be the annoying husband.
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05-21-2026, 02:23 AM
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 III%er Poster Rank:690 Dude Join Date: Feb 2026 Posts: 1,246 Mentioned: 4 Post(s) Quoted: 529 Post(s)
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Re: Woman Casually Texts While Giving Birth in the Car
I had a friend that said on her 4th one, the baby just kinda walked out.  It was her joke but I got the point haha.
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05-23-2026, 08:56 AM
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Re: Woman Casually Texts While Giving Birth in the Car
They are so happy and chill about it… I guess they both grew up in a country where they didn’t have all those movies of women screaming during childbirth, and the country’s doctors saying it’s the worst pain ever, just to get you to pay for the hospital or whatever the scheme is which most western countries are running
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06-04-2026, 11:59 AM
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Re: Woman Casually Texts While Giving Birth in the Car
My son was almost born in the front seat of my car. I water broke and I kept trying to take off my pants, my now ex was trying to pull them back up. I told him he never tried to keep me dressed before and if he touched my clothes 1 more time I was gonna rip his balls off. I’m roaring in the front seat like a damn rotisserie chicken & my 16 month old daughter is in her car seat in the backseat tell me to “si si” (how we say sit in Cajun French) and I’m telling her to go doe doe (sleep). His head was out by the time we got to the hospital. Fuck natural childbirth, gimme all the drugs.
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