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07-03-2013, 11:31 AM
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What Shouldn't Be Inserted And Ingested
Swallowed a toothbrush  Bullet lodged in chest wall  Forked up the arse  Candy cane up the lane  Memorex aren't that shit  Tree lights  Surgical scissors  Mayonnaise jar  Anyone seen ma glasses??  Not-a-very-bright idea  Batteries have ran out  Headless Barbie  Hmmm....  Could someone pass the salt?  Jumping butterballs!  Harpooned  "To infinity and beyond!"  Toothbrush and cutlery  Fingernail  Shot in foot  Through the keyhole  Plastic spoon and a razor blade  Safety pin  Olive trapped in lung  Finger damage from knife  Disposable razors (I think?)  Fork in foot  Blade in chest wall  More related: http://www.documentingreality.com/fo...-x-rays-80401/ http://www.documentingreality.com/fo...bodies-123601/ http://www.documentingreality.com/fo...ouldnt-121098/ http://www.documentingreality.com/fo...-images-18258/ |
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07-03-2013, 02:55 PM
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Re: What Shouldn't Be Inserted And Ingested
I lmao at Candy cane up the lane and Too infinity and beyond  |
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07-03-2013, 03:24 PM
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Re: What Shouldn't Be Inserted And Ingested
Some people need better hobbies |
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07-03-2013, 03:49 PM
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Re: What Shouldn't Be Inserted And Ingested
"Could someone pass the salt?" What a brilliant pun. |
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07-03-2013, 08:26 PM
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Re: What Shouldn't Be Inserted And Ingested
"Candy Cane up the Lane"....sounds like a Christmas carol!!! |
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07-04-2013, 12:11 AM
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Re: What Shouldn't Be Inserted And Ingested
The headless Barbie and Buzz Lightyear take the cake!  |
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07-04-2013, 01:06 AM
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Re: What Shouldn't Be Inserted And Ingested
while i was in college, i worked as an X-Ray Tech for a chiropractor. During my weekend certification seminar, we saw many of these. I also became very good at faking these also. Had lead letters use to label the films. I would write out weird answers to questions i would ask later, and tape them to the back of the film cassettes. or tape strange objects, like large fish hooks or my Rolex. that would freak them out. too much fun  |
