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06-27-2011, 01:37 AM
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Re: What the Fuck is Going on Here?

This is a weird first post to make, but yeah, anyway:

The cord most likely hadn't been cut yet because it was probably intended as part of a lotus birth. They intentionally leave the placenta connected to the baby and allow the umbilical cord to fall off in its own time, usually a few days later. They wrap the baby and the placenta together during that time, as well. Makes my stomach turn a bit.
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^^^ We need to get some Ritz crackers and a cheeseball for that placenta
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Please tell you you are joking, let me guess, you are about 17, right? That sounds like some fucktard comment a teen would make.
agreed, that poster obviously doesn't seem to understand what we women have to go through when it comes to childbirth. Its life sign of the next generation, and that is a miracle in itself. She sorta does have a scary look on her face, but idk why they wouldn't let her rest before the picture, I would be exhausted after that.
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Off topic but, some women believe that eating their placenta after giving birth prevents postpartum depression and other pregnancy complications, but there is no evidence to support this. I saw a video on this not too long ago (don't remember if it was on DR or somewhere else). I'll try to post it if i do. I'm sure you'll all enjoy seeing a placenta being carefully washed and prepared in a kitchen sink by a complete stranger while the new dad voices his sudden symptoms of nausea and sweating behind the camera
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looks like she had to give birth at home....... must be kind of scary not having the doctors and nurses around to help...
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yeah, so she might be ugly, but she has just given birth..... so she is in awe. She's also carried a baby for 9 months. I'm sure you guys aren't super models. Go look at porn if you want to be turned on. This isn't the place.
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So i guess the "I didn`t see this horror movie yet" joke is out .Sorry
ladies and have the cord saved for reseach or for the kid...
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This woman is a goddess
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Everyone looks like shit after they give birth. Man this must have been 20 seconds after, she's still got the placenta in her vagina and her stupid ass husband is prolly like "smile"

Bitch! You smile, I got shit to do!


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