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● 01-25-2010, 11:55 PM
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Well, the Super Fabulous NATARELLA IS BACK!

I know for a fact that all of you missed me over the last few months. I had been up to my eyeballs with a pregnancy that caused me to throw up with anything involving gore. And, if you know me even the least little bit...i'm a total gore whore!

I said before I had the baby that if they would let me tape it the c-section I would sooo post that shit on here. Well, due to liability reasons they wouldn't let me tape it. But, I did get some awesome pictures of how they good doctor fucked up my spinal block! You can only imagine how everything else went, based on these few pictures.

But, I did finally get my baby girl out of the deal so I can't bitch too much.

I had to crop the photos to cut out my tramp stamp. Yes, I am the proud owner of a tramp stamp. But, it's my name so I had to cut it out. But, I did leave just enough so that you could see the placement of the bruising.

The first picture is the day after surgery and the second is a couple of days after surgery.


Oh, and pardon my big fat ass. Give me a break, I was just cut in half to deliver an 8 pound baby. lol

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● 01-26-2010, 12:03 AM
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What did the actually do? For the epidural? They just took a shit on your back instead?
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● 01-26-2010, 12:05 AM
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He missed my spine. 5 times. And then he called in a new doctor who hit in on the second try. What was fucked up about it, was they kept hitting nerves. Either my ass would feel like I was being stabbed or my ass would go numb. It was a totally fucked up feeling. lol
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Awww! Well fuck them! Hope you and your new family are well!
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● 01-26-2010, 12:10 AM
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how the fuck did they miss your spine a total of 6 times? wow what a mess! hope you and yours are doin fine! congrat on the new baby!
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I agree! Fuck'em all! And thank you guys for the congrats. She is a gorgeous little doll!

I only wish they would have let me tape the damn surgery! They take my uterus out of my body...it's wicked awesome! Unfortunately that was the last attempt....I had my tubes tied. lmao I'm neutered now!! lmao Yay!!
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congrats on the baby, and missed 5 fucking times? that could have paralyzed you, what a shitty doc. good luck with the baby raising n shit
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daaaaaaamn docs aren't the brightest of people huh congratulations on the baby
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● 01-26-2010, 03:28 PM
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Thanks guys! And BTK, it really should have paralyzed me. I guess i'm just really luck. After my second child I had to have a round of cortesone injections in my spine because they fucked it up so bad. Had I realized when they did this that it was the SAME doctor, I would have kicked him in the fucking balls and ran away screaming!
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Congratulations on the baby


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