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Originally Posted by cheekymarls ↗

i had 3 c sections - i tell people im technically a virgin lol

Well, you might fool some people with that one, but, it's the getting the other half to create the baby in there that takes away your virginity, unless you were artificially inseminated.

Wow! That's an interesting idea!

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Originally Posted by LydKyd ↗

OMG HOW IS IT THAT BABIES DONT CHOKE WHEN ONLY THEIR HEAD IS OUTSIDE THE VAJAYJAY!? Man I have enough trouble when my bowel was screwed up, I dont think I could push out a baby

Female bodies are designed to bear children. We stretch, but, in some instances, women do need to be cut and have need some stitches.

I knew a woman who had twins and asked for a few extra stitches.

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Originally Posted by profezzorx ↗

During surgery of our third C-section child, my wife suggested I get the old Bob Barker treatment, so I told the doctor to do her instead, since they already had her opened up.

What is the Bob Barker treatment

I never heard that one.

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Originally Posted by diamondsmiles ↗

What is the Bob Barker treatment

I never heard that one.

Getting neutered... (Bob Barker was an advocate of everyone getting their pets spayed and neutered to control the pet population. He reminded people of that for decades at the end of each The Price Is Right show). I've heard other people say it over the years, so I adopted it too.

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YIKES! So glad I didn't have to have a C-section. I didn't realize they had to cut such a wide opening, and to have to cut through the muscle makes it harder to lose weight and work out.