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Re: Testes Wounded From Loose Fitting Climbing Harness

What. the. fuck.
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Re: Testes Wounded From Loose Fitting Climbing Harness

Looks like he shit himself a little
Wouldn't you if you were literally having your bollocks squeezed to the point of expulsion!!!
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Re: Testes Wounded From Loose Fitting Climbing Harness

When I used to skydive we were advised to get our junk into position between the straps before we exited the plane.

Decelerating from 120mph to 20 in 3 seconds with the straps over your nuts was not something you want to repeat.
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Re: Testes Wounded From Loose Fitting Climbing Harness

Hey, you live and you learn.

And sometimes your voice permanently raises an octave.
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Re: Testes Wounded From Loose Fitting Climbing Harness

Guess he didn't listen or his supervisor didn't warn him about catching his nuts in the straps. When my stepdad was running his construction business, he made sure to warn everyone about not tightening up properly. "tighten up your harness or your going to pinch your nuts off." in his words.
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Poor little testicles! Odd looking penis as well.
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Re: Testes Wounded From Loose Fitting Climbing Harness

Guess he didn't listen or his supervisor didn't warn him about catching his nuts in the straps. When my stepdad was running his construction business, he made sure to warn everyone about not tightening up properly. "tighten up your harness or your going to pinch your nuts off." in his words.

That about covers it!
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Man, talk about havin' yer blue balls
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Re: Testes Wounded From Loose Fitting Climbing Harness

I'm a ropes access technician, and loose harness testicle-splitting horror stories are well preached. Ouch
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