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Not for me, said the Little Red Hen!
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WHY THE HECK! That... that's one thing I don't think I could fucking eat...
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It comes out of the body for a reason; it's waste and doesn't need to be eaten.
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When my oldest Daughter was born, the doc was leaving the hospital, he sent us home, we left and came back 20 minutes later while our doc was gone..
Nurse delivered my Daughter.. doc came in shortly after and delivered the placenta.
He was astounded and laughing and talking it up how he sent us out and we came right back and the baby was born so fast..all the while, that placenta he just delivered? was sitting about face height to him in a large steel bowl..he's sitting there just laughing and having a great time with us while it sits close enough to him to pop out a straw and...............
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When my oldest Daughter was born, the doc was leaving the hospital, he sent us home, we left and came back 20 minutes later while our doc was gone..
Nurse delivered my Daughter.. doc came in shortly after and delivered the placenta.
He was astounded and laughing and talking it up how he sent us out and we came right back and the baby was born so fast..all the while, that placenta he just delivered? was sitting about face height to him in a large steel bowl..he's sitting there just laughing and having a great time with us while it sits close enough to him to pop out a straw and...............
meant to say my "Youngest Daughter..."
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If I had to eat this to keep me from starving to death, I'd gladly welcome death.
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I'm so sorry for this, but the first thing I thought of when you said "chocolate placenta" was one that came from a Black woman. Again, I'm truely sorry, and yes, I know I'm a racist...but it is kinda funny.
i guess when you put it that way , you're forgiven.

About the fork next to it, it might be the "au natural" state of the presented dish that's awfully nasty, on a cutting board no less. Lettuce might take away the edge
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It comes out of the body for a reason; it's waste and doesn't need to be eaten.
Yes!
And hey, isn't this somewhat cannibalistic?
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Yes!
And hey, isn't this somewhat cannibalistic?
What if it was really really good, like bacon? And when you ate it you needed more and more? And then they find you hungrily following third trimester pregnant women hoping they'll deliver early so you can call dibbs on their afterbirth. Then it gets so bad, that you must have more, and you go to school and study for two years just to get your RN in obstetrics. And then while working in a hospital maternity ward, here you can have access to all those yummy placentas, you get caught in the lunch room with a mouth full of bbq'd placenta and a chilled glass of fresh embryonic fluid. Damn, how did they know, how did they know I love afterbirth?
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What if it was really really good, like bacon? And when you ate it you needed more and more? And then they find you hungrily following third trimester pregnant women hoping they'll deliver early so you can call dibbs on their afterbirth. Then it gets so bad, that you must have more, and you go to school and study for two years just to get your RN in obstetrics. And then while working in a hospital maternity ward, here you can have access to all those yummy placentas, you get caught in the lunch room with a mouth full of bbq'd placenta and a chilled glass of fresh embryonic fluid. Damn, how did they know, how did they know I love afterbirth?
Yes. "What if?"


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