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01-19-2016, 05:46 AM
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Taxi Passenger with Acute Alcoholic Psychosis Throws Himself into a Bus
A Russian taxi passenger decided to brighten up the tedious wait in a traffic jam by leaving the cab and "attack" an oncoming bus. On January 13 a man called himself a taxi and went to work, however, they ended up in a traffic jam. Having stood in the traffic jam for half an hour, he suddenly stepped out of the cab, ran up the road and threw himself on a riding bus. The impact was so powerful that the bus bumper broke off on one side and the man flew a couple of meters. However, he rose from the asphalt, and as if nothing had happened he went back into the cab andwent to work. The entire day, the man worked an entire shift and in the evening he didn't felt well and went to the hospital. The doctors diagnosed a ruptured spleen and multiple rib fractures. The man, after a lengthy festive drinking celebrations days before, developed an acute alcoholic psychosis which was the cause of his inadequate behavior. |
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01-19-2016, 06:46 AM
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Re: Taxi Passenger with Acute Alcoholic Psychosis Throws Himself into a Bus
Would he had not been better to try using the door.
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01-19-2016, 06:19 PM
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Re: Taxi Passenger with Acute Alcoholic Psychosis Throws Himself into a Bus
That would be too "mainstream" in Russia  |
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01-19-2016, 11:31 PM
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Re: Taxi Passenger with Acute Alcoholic Psychosis Throws Himself into a Bus
"Holy shit! Is best friend, Bus! Hey Bus! Chest-bump bro!"
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01-20-2016, 01:44 AM
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Re: Taxi Passenger with Acute Alcoholic Psychosis Throws Himself into a Bus
I really like the Russians!  |
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01-20-2016, 03:12 AM
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 My Rank: FIRST SERGEANT Poster Rank:411 Male Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 2,964 2,964Posts 4,915Thanked 448Quoted 18Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Taxi Passenger with Acute Alcoholic Psychosis Throws Himself into a Bus
I've dealt with alcoholic psychosis first hand for an extended period... Fun stuff...
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01-21-2016, 04:21 AM
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Re: Taxi Passenger with Acute Alcoholic Psychosis Throws Himself into a Bus
That was one of the damn dumbest things I have ever seen...    |
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01-21-2016, 07:21 AM
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 facta non verba Poster Rank:66 Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 23,920
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Re: Taxi Passenger with Acute Alcoholic Psychosis Throws Himself into a Bus
This is hilarious
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01-21-2016, 12:26 PM
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 NOT THE BOSS Poster Rank:32 ᴀᴅᴍɪɴɪᴤᴛʀᴀᴛᴏʀ Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 47,730
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Re: Taxi Passenger with Acute Alcoholic Psychosis Throws Himself into a Bus
I'll give him an F.
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