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● 10-06-2019, 05:52 PM
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Stuck Between a Guac and a Hard Place

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Re: Stuck Between a Guac and a Hard Place

A friend of mine did that except it went through his palm. Pickle jar.
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Re: Stuck Between a Guac and a Hard Place

faggy food, she deserved it
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Re: Stuck Between a Guac and a Hard Place

faggy food, she deserved it
Legitimately LOLd... “faggy food”
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Re: Stuck Between a Guac and a Hard Place

Avocado hand typically occurs when you're cutting or preparing an avocado. ... Once the pit is removed, the dominant hand is used to further peel and cut the avocado.

Avocado hand occurs when the knife you're using to cut an avocado slips through the soft fruit and into your hand or fingers.
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Re: Stuck Between a Guac and a Hard Place

hope no permanent nerve damage
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Re: Stuck Between a Guac and a Hard Place

Wtf? Tea spoon is nuff to remove the seed. good thing he didn’t use an axe
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Re: Stuck Between a Guac and a Hard Place

Yep, my dumbass has been there. Potato. 17 stitches and a fail for dinner that night.
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Re: Stuck Between a Guac and a Hard Place

Looks like something I'd end up doing
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Re: Stuck Between a Guac and a Hard Place

don't let them carve the pumpkin


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