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Re: Stubbed Her Toe on An Umbrella Stand

Ouchie wa wa
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Re: Stubbed Her Toe on An Umbrella Stand

it looks like it can fall off any moment
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Beautiful shade of purple
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fuckin hell. i stubbed my toe when drunk one night. ended up having to rip off my dead toe nail with a pair of pliers. wish i recorded it
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The manicured toe still look nice.
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Re: Stubbed Her Toe on An Umbrella Stand

Yikes. My man stubbed his toe on a rock when we went camping, it split the skin beneath the toenail. Toe stubbing is pretty serious business.
I already began laughing hysterically after seeing the 'stubbed' toe picture, but when I read "Toe stubbing is pretty serious business" I almost shit myself with laughter, not joking.
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Big toes and shins were made specifically to find furniture in the dark.
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Re: Stubbed Her Toe on An Umbrella Stand

When I was a kid I once stubbed a toe on the corrogated iron cubby house we had at the time but I don't recall my toe being that bad. I guess I was lucky it wasn't.
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Oh my lord, once when I was climbing a tree as a kid I slipped and ended up with a splinter that was easily over 5cm long and pretty thick as well... In my miniature kiddie foot, I still remember that day now haha.
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OH SHIT!!!!!!
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