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Agh! I'd die if I saw that!! 8 eyes looking out of an ear, freaky.

You don't want eyes looking out at you from inside your body - EVER!
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No!!! God, why???????!!!! So much for sleeping tonight. I need some ear plugs.

I use duct tape over my ears and mouth now. I'm bald around my ears though :(

I don't want anything looking back at me from inside my body.
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I really don't believe that...why would a spider live in your ears?
To catch all the flies that are also in there? No. As it is it looks like a type of zebra spider as we call them in UK. They are constant rovers who don't have homes. The smaller spiders also need nearly constant water and food every day..which they wont find in a warm meaty cave that's constantly jostling around and making loud noises.

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Basically..the inside of a human ear is the last place a spider wants to be. I mean they hate being held because human skin is salty and has a weird texture and they can feel your heart beat thumping through the ground, must be terrifying.
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OH HELL NO!!
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Sorry, but spiders are arachnids not insects.. I presume that journalists messed with his statement, but if he really said it he isn't much of an expert.
Good thread btw.
I spotted that one aswell... Couldn't believe an expert would make such an elementary error, but I give him the benefit of the doubt, since the journalist published his "expert" answer, but not the question that preceded it. Typical journalism really.
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i cant read chinese, but are you sure its not some kind of new dish? it moves , they'll eat it
and if it doesn't move, they steal it ..
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Aw, its like a little pet!
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You know I read up on stories where people going to exotic climes like Brazil end up getting bugs nesting in their assholes.

I am not joking either. o_O
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suprised the yellow cunts didnt eat it nom nom
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Re: Spider Living in Her Ear.

I have an irrational fear of spiders. I knew I shouldn't have clicked on this, but I did anyway. I feel sick..seriously, any other crawly thing I'm fine with, but spiders and maggots make me physically ill..

-shivers- Horrible. She was lucky it didn't burrow in more.
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