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06-16-2009, 11:02 AM
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Skin Fungus
So I've had this spot on my neck for several weeks. Kind of burns a bit and I was worried about it so I visited the doctor yesterday and he told me it was a common skin fungus similar to ringworm (I don't remember the exact name). He gave me some cream to help clear it up. It doesn't look too bad or anything but I'll be glad to have it gone.
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06-17-2009, 04:39 AM
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Re: Skin Fungus
Sorry, but the doctor bullshitted you. Unfortunately, you have obviously contracted the rare disease Aniridia Cerebellar Ataxia , which is latin for "Deceptive Twisting Death". Named so because it looks deceptively innocent (like a common skin Fungus, for example), but if left untreated rapidly transforms you into a twisted grotesquery, like the poor soul before, and will leave you writhing in excuriating pain and you'll be BEGGING for death before it's all over. Goodluck with that cream of yours. |
