When you're a double amputee and you've probably got a lot of time on your hands, the least you can do before doing a nude photo shoot, I'm sorry, an artistic photo shoot, is shave your damn pubes!
this guy is awesome yes but not cooler than this guy here.
[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KOj7YKYvX0&feature=related"]YouTube- I Have No Legs[/nomedia]