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● 03-02-2014, 10:46 PM
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Rocket Ass - The Path to Pain
Have you ever been sitting around with your buddies, drinking the cheapest beer you could find and think to yourself, "What could I possibly do to make my life more awesome?" Of course, being young, drunk, and stupid, the first thing that you think of is, "shit, I think I'd like to fire projectiles from my ass cheeks!"

Naturally, you think this action will bring you all the fame and females you can deal with but, unfortunately, you forget just how incompatible your soft booty is with the products of combustion from a typical rocket. To your great embarrassment and chagrin, you're left with the unenviable task of explaining what happened to the bemused ER doctor and his staff as they figure out how to patch up your roasted rump.

Take this as a lesson kids. Leave the bottle rockets in the bottle where they belong!
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Re: Rocket Ass - The Path to Pain
Lots of fat to burn
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Re: Rocket Ass - The Path to Pain
I'm a Rocket Man, burning up my ass out here alone!
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Holey ass crack Batman! I'd love to hear the conversation at the ER.
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Re: Rocket Ass - The Path to Pain
OMG a real-life Beavis and Butt-Head episode!
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From my experience expelling projectiles from one's anus is not the correct way to attract a female.
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From my experience expelling projectiles from one's anus is not the correct way to attract a female.
Oh dear.....didn't work, huh?
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There are TWO stupid asses in those pictures. I'm glad I only cooked my hand.
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Re: Rocket Ass - The Path to Pain
Have you ever been sitting around with your buddies, drinking the cheapest beer you could find and think to yourself, "What could I possibly do to make my life more awesome?" Of course, being young, drunk, and stupid, the first thing that you think of is, "shit, I think I'd like to fire projectiles from my ass cheeks!"

Naturally, you think this action will bring you all the fame and females you can deal with but, unfortunately, you forget just how incompatible your soft booty is with the products of combustion from a typical rocket. To your great embarrassment and chagrin, you're left with the unenviable task of explaining what happened to the bemused ER doctor and his staff as they figure out how to patch up your roasted rump.

Take this as a lesson kids. Leave the bottle rockets in the bottle where they belong!
Love your description, priceless. Thanks for the chuckle.
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My favorite post title ever <3
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