that could not have been forced. the white knob at the end would most likely had shit on it and surely blood. ever have a colonoscopy? you drink a whole bunch of nasty stuff over a period of time and you shit everything out and then a couple of enemas so that the colonscopy camera can go through your intestines with a clean view? he had to have prepared for that to avoid any shit stains. not sure how he avoided any blood on it. i think maybe the inside of the stick was hollowed out and drugs and/or other contraband was inside it. (probably could have nearly hid a machine gun in there, already assembled no less,, LOL! )butt still, that was one big stick for an asshole to have to take in. singalong with me... big and wide, big and wide, theres a stick up your ass big and wide. big and wide, big and wide, there's a stick up your ass too big to hide.
I hate that salty shit stuff you have to drink! (No pun intended). The flavor packet doesn't work! No enemas here though. Just that nasty drink and a stool softener, which I forgot to buy and take.
I swallow a camera while anesthetized, but, still awake enough to answer the anesthesiologist.
My brother, who was my designated driver, pointed out to me that the doctors and assistants wear long gowns for the colonoscopies.
I can't believe I didn't notice that.