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11-28-2011, 07:03 PM
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Re: Poo Bag
They are a great party favor,I was in rehab(yes drug rehab)and I befriended this little fellow who looked exactly like Beetlejuice(spelled..?)little did I know he had a "poobag"and one day he forgot to "burp"it and it somehow "burped"itself and let me tell you it was the worse thing I ever smelled,I am lactose intollerent and milk makes me SICK with gas and the "poobag"was NOTHING compaired to the horrific stench emmunating from this poor bastards innards,whenever the emo chicks starting complaining about the hospitalities he would"burp the baby"(if I gave him a cigarette)which was no problem. |
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03-19-2012, 12:49 PM
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Re: Poo Bag
My best friend ended up with a poo bag for a while. She could never clean up her thingy because it would make her faint. Anyways, one day her and her boyfriend were driving along a road for a long while when her bag was filling up with gas. She was too embarrassed to ask to stop so she just let some out in the car. He stopped the car and was gagging and shit. He was like what the fuck was that?! So she told him and he was like dont you EVER EVER do that again!
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