[SavageGlow]

A 48-year-old gentleman was brought to the emergency with complaints of pain during micturition for the past four days. The patient was initially very hesitant in presenting himself before the doctors. On further probing by a team of doctors, he revealed that he had inserted his penis into a one-liter plastic bottle four days ago. He initially tried to remove the bottle using various lubricants such as soap, coconut oil, etc. but was unsuccessful. He cut most of the bottle in the process but found the bottle-neck too tight to remove. The patient refused to disclose the cause for the insertion of his penis into the bottle. He did not seek any medical care before the present consultation.

Clinical examination revealed a swollen and edematous penis with a constricting bottle-neck at the root of the penis (Figure 1).

There were multiple cut marks over his genital region that resulted during his attempts to cut the bottle-neck. The penis was cold to touch, and arterial pulsations were not felt due to the edema. Sensations were present over the distal penile region. The constricting plastic ring was successfully cut using a bone-cutter. After the removal of the constricting ring, the patient had immediate symptomatic relief. A doppler scan was done post-procedure which showed normal flow, and a retrograde urethrogram ruled out any urethral injury. The patient was continued on oral antibiotics for a period of five days along with local wound care, and he made an uneventful recovery. Psychiatric counseling was also provided to the patient following his recovery.

[Hogmann]

The patient refused to disclose the cause for the insertion of his penis into the bottle.

Well obviously because nobody would touch his dick! It's the nastiest dick I've ever seen.

[SavageGlow]

Originally Posted by Hogmann ↗

The patient refused to disclose the cause for the insertion of his penis into the bottle.

Well obviously because nobody would touch his dick! It's the nastiest dick I've ever seen.

Nobody ever wants to admit why they stuck their penis in a bottle.

[Hogmann]

Originally Posted by Kimmie ↗

Nobody ever wants to admit why they stuck their penis in a bottle.

I'm surprised they asked. Do you think the doctors asked the girl why she jammed a golf ball up her ass? Or what about the people with the giant cucumbers up their ass? The doctors don't need to ask they know why. If they're asking why they're just trying to embarrass the patient

[Analcuck]

Originally Posted by Hogmann ↗

I'm surprised they asked. Do you think the doctors asked the girl why she jammed a golf ball up her ass? Or what about the people with the giant cucumbers up their ass? The doctors don't need to ask they know why. If they're asking why they're just trying to embarrass the patient

Golf Ball Girl was camming with her boyfriend. He was nice enough to go to the hospital with her, so at least he could take part of the assumed blame.

This guy, on the other hand, or Metal Ring Guy...Jesus wept...I mean, I guess it's better than getting found like David Carradine or those tranny "huffers", but not by much.

[marcos_69]

He fell on the bottle.

[ride]

Penis in a Bottle - wasn't that a song? The Police maybe?

[SavageGlow]

Originally Posted by ride ↗

Penis in a Bottle - wasn't that a song? The Police maybe?

My favorite.

[SavageGlow]

Originally Posted by marcos_69 ↗

He fell on the bottle.

Totally happened to me once and that's why I'm a lady now.





Jk.

[kellyhound]

Penile strangulation which is common in people with mental disorders should be considered as a surgical emergency as it can present with devastating complications. In another patient case he left it on for 2 months before it all started to rot.
https://www.sciencedirect.com/scienc...1026122100691X