[ALARMA!]

A 60-year-old Nigerian presented to the accident and emergency department in acute urinary retention and a total infected gangrene of the penis. He is known to have some form of mental illness for 20 years. Before then he was a successful businessman married to one wife and he has 4 children. He left home to an undisclosed destination and was found 5 days latter in a nearby farm in urine retention and with a thick metallic nut entrapping his penis at the base. He was said to have passed the nut himself after trying it on his fingers and finding it to be too wide for all of them. He could give no reasons for his action and claimed the nut has been there for only a day.

[mufty]

a nut for a nut on his nuts....regrettable....

[sepsis_rotten_out]

how the hell?

[MrBojangles73]

[Sadisticfucker]

I can see his nuts !!

[Aria]

Woah.... Alarma, where the fuck are you finding all of these awesome stories!??!! They are incredible!!

[satanic-cumshot]

[danial]

what a dirty thing....

[spookypooky]

Sometimes you feel like a nut.............

[IRISH.]

Hey alarma !
Good fuckin post !
I bet he claimed he slipped and fell ,penis first on to the nut ,and it some how ended up ,gettin thrust right up the length of his penis to his pubic area !....Yeah fuckin right !
That sounds like something a brit MP would say ,after gettin caught fuckin nuts ! !