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03-14-2012, 02:17 PM
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Re: Nipple on the Foot
can you imagine sitting in a restaurant and a woman has a baby and she takes off her shoe and then you see the baby sucking on her foot? i have to wonder how many calls child protection services would get on that? "hello... some crazy woman is making her baby suck her foot!" "yeh, we know all about it. its ok. don't worry about it, she just foot feeding." the next call would be to find out who to report child services to because the caller would think child protction services are being too lazy to do their job or else they are just as crazy if not crazier than the woman who is foot feeding. i wonder if she gets mammograms for her foot when she goes in for a mammogram? "while you are at it, why don't you stick my foot in there too, smash it down like a pancake, just like you did to my upper two tits?" two weeks later... phone rings.... "hello?" "this is the breast center. we are going to refer you to a foot doctor. it appears that you have breast cancer of the foot. but don't be alarmed. it is much better than having foot cancer of the breast. come to think about it, when you see the foot doctor about your breast cancer of the foot, have him check your breasts just to make sure you don't have foot cancer of the breast also. if by chance you do, have him refer you back to us. " |