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07-22-2011, 01:38 PM
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Ninja Fail

Boy that played Ninja owned himself.
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Re: Ninja Fail

hmmpfff amateurs
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Re: Ninja Fail

Looks like something the boy would have done until he discovered that the girls with the big racks don't go for the wannabe ninjas.
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Looks like he got damn lucky!
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07-22-2011, 05:10 PM
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Damn kids they all seem to think their pro karate fighter or ninjas apparently
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Poor little dumbass!!!
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Re: Ninja Fail

Dez Heal, a 13-year-old Virginia boy, is lucky to be alive after he was impaled by a bamboo stick through the neck, WSET-13 reports.

Heal and his friends were imagining themselves as ninjas, WSET's Mark Kelly reports, when Heal put the bamboo "spear" in his shirt. When he jumped, the bamboo stick pierced the right side of his neck.

Even though the stick was impaled in Heal's neck for five hours before doctors removed it, Heal's injuries were not life-threatening. According to the New York Daily News, doctors on Monday took out a drainage tube from the teen's neck.

ABC News spoke to physicians who advise that in situations such as Heal's, it's best not to try to remove the impaled object yourself. "If it is going through an artery, if you pull it out, the leak may explode," Dr. Paul Pepe, chairman of emergency medicine at the University of Texas Southwestern Medical Center, told ABC News.

In May, 28-year-old Andrew Lin survived when a 2-inch diameter fencepost went through his head as he was driving. Doctors called Lin's survival a "miracle" as the pipe managed to miss his carotid artery, spine and jugular vein.


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Re: Ninja Fail

very lucky...good story to tell.


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