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07-02-2010, 03:52 PM
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Re: Never Piss On An Electric Fence!
Apparently this was actually a bad case of genital herpes gone wrong and the doctors used too strong a concentration of the stuff they used to treat it and this is the end result.
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07-04-2010, 01:59 AM
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Re: Never Piss On An Electric Fence!
I had a chemistry teacher who taught us about covalent bonds and non-covalent bonds by using a bum who pissed on the third-rail of the subway as a example. Voila here he is. |
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07-04-2010, 04:51 PM
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Re: Never Piss On An Electric Fence!
Always thought he was a bit daft, plus he gets no points for slagging off our home town: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/ar...#ixzz0skSDZKNg Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? host Chris Tarrant had a shocking time on a recent holiday - when he urinated on an electric wire. The quiz show host said it was the most painful thing he has ever experienced. Recalling the incident yesterday, he said: 'I accidentally went wee-wees on an electric fence. There is no pain on earth like it.' Tarrant, who quit his Capital Radio breakfast show in March, is on the TV over Christmas with a 'Best of' special and celebrity episodes of his quiz show. Among the stars hoping to break the bank for charity will be former Beatle Paul McCartney and his wife Heather. Others taking part include celebrity publicist Max Clifford and Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson. But Chris revealed it is Paul McCartney he is most looking forward to meeting. 'I want to know if he actually knows anything,' he said. |
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