[DiamondSmiles]

Originally Posted by ralucagymnast ↗

My daughter and I both have middle toes which are longer than our big toes. Apparently a lot of gymnasts have a longer middle toe than big toe, which makes sense, seeing as we were both gymnasts lol! I also used to walk around on my toe knuckles, my daughter still does;

Ouch! That looks painful! Have you seen the ballerina feet?

http://www.documentingreality.com/fo...juries-146728/

Originally Posted by Anom Alley ↗

Your toes seem fine to me, Unknown Zombie. If you want to see truly horrid feet check out the ballerina pointe shoe thread. Or one of the threads about gangrenous toes. Any of those pics and
you'll be glad your toes are simply curvy.

^Great minds!

And Chinese Foot Binding!

http://www.documentingreality.com/fo...inding-143114/

[DiamondSmiles]

Originally Posted by ambulancechaser ↗

My granddaughter is seventeen and has little stumpy toes even smaller than her moms. And she has teeny tiny slivers for toenails. I don't know how she even get polish on them. Sometimes they get teased about their little toes. I think their feet are so cute. My other daughter and I have long toes. Wee were all born and live in Albuquerque, New Mexico. Don't worry. Everybody is built differently. That is one of the things that makes us all unique.

My little toe nails are tiny, too. You slop polish on, then pick off the excess. ;)

I wish the polish was as easy to remove from fingers.

[DiamondSmiles]

Originally Posted by unknown zombie ↗

I'm baffled...

I've gone to a podiatrist and they've told me that if it was one that I could've stunted the growth, but baffled with the two.

I blame being born in new mexico.

Any insights?

The little toes are just staying together. Maybe they fear the bigger toes.

[Shakey]

[ralucagymnast]

Originally Posted by diamondsmiles ↗

Ouch! That looks painful! Have you seen the ballerina feet?

http://www.documentingreality.com/fo...juries-146728/



^Great minds!

And Chinese Foot Binding!

http://www.documentingreality.com/fo...inding-143114/

Yeah I have seen the ballerina feet thingy. Brutal. Makes you realise the blood, sweat and tears which go into making a performance look effortless.

[ralucagymnast]

Originally Posted by diamondsmiles ↗

Ouch! That looks painful! Have you seen the ballerina feet?

http://www.documentingreality.com/fo...juries-146728/



^Great minds!

The walking on toe knuckles isnt painful at all, even though it might look it lol!!

And Chinese Foot Binding!

http://www.documentingreality.com/fo...inding-143114/

[DiamondSmiles]

Come up with something clever like this guy did with his right foot, unknown zombie!

[LadyCPlum]

Originally Posted by diamondsmiles ↗

You know you cannot say that and not post them! You tease!

Do what I do, if you feel bad about something. Look in this section! Be glad they are attached, I ASSume, and hopefully, functioning.

If you are typing with any other body parts, I am sure we would rather see that though!

I swear to God I honestly haven't a CLUE as to how to download pictures from our camera or phone to the net.....and I'm too embarrassed to show off my hands anyway, I hate them. I still feel perturbed at my 6th grade teacher, one day those of us in the school chorus got to lunch a bit late when practice ran over, and were forced to sit with the frigging teacher. I go to take a forkful of whatever we were eating, this lady grabs my hand before I can get the food to my mouth, looks at my thumbs and just says "OH MY GOD, did you have some sort of accident when you were younger?????" loud enough for the 7th graders at the next table to all turn and look. I wanted to take my little plastic bag of chocolate milk and just squirt the shit right in her face.....

[DiamondSmiles]

Originally Posted by LadyCPlum ↗

I swear to God I honestly haven't a CLUE as to how to download pictures from our camera or phone to the net.....and I'm too embarrassed to show off my hands anyway, I hate them. I still feel perturbed at my 6th grade teacher, one day those of us in the school chorus got to lunch a bit late when practice ran over, and were forced to sit with the frigging teacher. I go to take a forkful of whatever we were eating, this lady grabs my hand before I can get the food to my mouth, looks at my thumbs and just says "OH MY GOD, did you have some sort of accident when you were younger?????" loud enough for the 7th graders at the next table to all turn and look. I wanted to take my little plastic bag of chocolate milk and just squirt the shit right in her face.....

The asshole teacher should have known better!

There used to be a cashier at a Walgreen's here who had that lobster man disease on her hands and I really didn't notice until she was having trouble with a bag.

She was an attractive girl. Don't know where she is now.

Ron White does a routine about a guy shaking his hand with a fin, but, not mentioning it. He said he didn't mind shaking his fin, but, let him know first!