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08-24-2019, 09:59 PM
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 My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:2041 Hombre Join Date: Apr 2018 Mentioned: 4 Post(s) Quoted: 50 Post(s)
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My Fingus
A very sharp kaniff.
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#2
08-25-2019, 04:13 AM
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 ✝Mudderator from Hell✝ Poster Rank:10 e-mail Join Date: Oct 2006
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Re: My Fingus
Hope it doesn't get infected. Some healing aftermath vids/pics are appreciated also  |
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#3
08-25-2019, 04:54 AM
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 Für Immer Verloren Poster Rank:49 Boredom + Despair Join Date: Sep 2017
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Re: My Fingus
Any story about what happened?
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#4
08-25-2019, 12:38 PM
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 I can't forget the taste Poster Rank:71 of my own tongue. Join Date: May 2012 Mentioned: 12 Post(s) Quoted: 8867 Post(s)
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Re: My Fingus
I'm putting my money on a kitchen mishap.
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#5
08-25-2019, 02:56 PM
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Re: My Fingus
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 I bet his rabbit did it, in it's cage with a carrot. I don't know why I even bother, that's not even remotely funny!
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#6
08-25-2019, 04:33 PM
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Re: My Fingus
Its embarrassing... very caddyshack like.. so I have this evil fucking gopher in my yard that I've been trying to kill for 5 months now. I've tried everything, drowning him, shooting him, traps, poisonous treats, the whole shebang. I'm yagoogaling and I see this funnel device for thunkin onto the end of your truck exhaust and killing them like people do in their garages with suicide. I thought "genious!!! I dont need no stinking purchased device, I'll make my own out of an arrowhead water bottle". So I set the whole apparatus up with a hose into the bastards most recently dug hole, a hole mind you, that he mad emerge directly next to the drivers door of my truck. A direct provocation to me and my manhood. I start my truck up and smugly start walking to my gayrage when after about 5 mins I hear the bottle pop off the muffler. I walk down to reattach it and bend down to cut the old duct tape off with my brand new, razor sharp pocket kaniff. I grab ahold of the bottle and put the kaniff under the duct tape and cut hard. Sliced right through the tape and then right through my fingus that is emerging slightly above the edge of the bottle. It was like a samurai sword through one of those bamboo mats. I looked at my fingus nub and at my finger piece laying on the ground...
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#7
08-25-2019, 04:36 PM
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Re: My Fingus
Luckily I have a trauma kit in all of my vehicles, and I have my best kit right next to me. I was able to blast it with iodine prep and wrap it in gauze and koban immediately. I bleed like a stuck pig because I had 4 beers in me. I had to drive my happy ass in Seattle traffic to the veterans hospital. It was another miserable 4.5 hours later they had me walking out with "sorry it's to small to sew back on and it'll heal.. in like 6 months." One of the worst er experiences of my life.
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#8
08-25-2019, 04:39 PM
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Re: My Fingus
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#9
08-25-2019, 11:11 PM
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Re: My Fingus
I'm getting ready to clean it
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#10
08-25-2019, 11:24 PM
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| My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:2041 Hombre Join Date: Apr 2018 Mentioned: 4 Post(s) Quoted: 50 Post(s)
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Re: My Fingus
Pressure cooking the implements and boiling water
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