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05-28-2010, 03:05 PM
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My Disabled Grasshopper!!

Look what I found whilst in Turkey recently, a poor grasshopper minus his huge back legs Poor thing couldn't jump or fly away so I sat him on my knee while I had my burger.

Afterwards, I carried him to some shady bushes (NO! Not my shady bush ) and put him well under it safely. He'll be dead now

Cool isn't he? I called him 'Jiminy'.

Do you think I should have euthanised him??

PS: He never shat on me once!
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05-28-2010, 03:46 PM
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Re: My Disabled Grasshopper!!

hmm. you sir, are a very interesting woman.
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Re: My Disabled Grasshopper!!

no, and what did u do with jiminy?
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Re: My Disabled Grasshopper!!

Awww, the poor little thing!

You should've taken him home and given him a little grasshopper haus
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Re: My Disabled Grasshopper!!

Aww poor thing. I doubt it could survive long. It would probably get squished cos it can't jump. I hope you put it down somewhere where it couldn't get trodden on!
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Re: My Disabled Grasshopper!!

We could make little grasshopper leggies for it
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Re: My Disabled Grasshopper!!

those big ass grasshoppers can fly some right? hopefully he flew off somewhere out of the way.
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Re: My Disabled Grasshopper!!

Looks very cool, I wonder how he lost his legs!


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