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10-01-2016, 08:18 PM
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 ***** Cat Poster Rank:290 Female Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 4,578
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My Bruised Butt.
Bumped in to the corner of a till at work, had no idea it was this bad until a few days later when I bothered to look at my now bruised ass and scared the shit out of myself.
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#2
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10-02-2016, 12:06 AM
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 My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:2250 Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 208 208Posts 1,794Thanked 46Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: My Bruised Butt.
Do some sports
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#3
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10-02-2016, 12:35 AM
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Re: My Bruised Butt.
Least traumatic injury I've seen posted on here. I'm not sure what the survival rate is for a butt bruise. Going to guess it's fairly high.  |
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10-02-2016, 02:06 AM
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 ★ Legacy Member ★ Poster Rank:189 female Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 8,111 8,111Posts 9,570Thanked 1,185Quoted 19Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: My Bruised Butt.
I was going down a flight of wooden stairs ( in flip-flops) holding piping hot pizzas, slipped and took the steps all way way on my ass- ended up with second degree burns on my shin from all the pizza cheese that covered it, and a hematoma the size of your fist on my delicate behind. Even went to the doc for it.  Everybody was pissed at me 'cuz that was dinner. |
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#6
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10-02-2016, 02:28 AM
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Re: My Bruised Butt.
Should have taken photos of my ass hip and thigh when I wiped out my dirt bike, dam near the whole left side from my lower back to my thigh was black and blue. Had a knot on my ass the size of a baseball. Wife said it looked like a boob  |
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#7
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10-02-2016, 04:41 AM
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 ✝Mudderator from Hell✝ Poster Rank:10 e-mail Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 97,068
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Re: My Bruised Butt.
The life cycle of a bruise.  |
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#8
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10-02-2016, 11:48 AM
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 My Rank: MASTER SERGEANT Poster Rank:523 I'll just take a look. Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 1,978 1,978Posts 1,798Thanked 141Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: My Bruised Butt.
That bruise is nothing. A girl once broke my heart. Sorry, no pictures.  |
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#10
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10-03-2016, 03:41 AM
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 NOT THE BOSS Poster Rank:32 ᴀᴅᴍɪɴɪᴤᴛʀᴀᴛᴏʀ Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 47,726
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Re: My Bruised Butt.
I think you did that on purpose, just so you could show us ya butt. Admit it!
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