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I've said it before, Max better not eat my face and/or other body parts when I'm dead. He especially better not chow down while I'm still alive.
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I'd be pissed if I were her because I couldn't smoke a cigarette.
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omg....its michael jackson back from the dead...she musta treated the dog like crap cause labs are nice as hell and wouldnt hurt a fly.
what a dumb arse thing to say 'only evil dogs like pitbulls and dobermans attack. fact.' its an animal knob head not a pleasant old lady from across the road.
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I'd be pissed if I were her because I couldn't smoke a cigarette.
yep, that'd be the height of her troubles.
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SMILE!
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Now all we need is to knock out her teeth and we have ourselves the ultimate blowjob machine!
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"She overdosed on sleeping pills and spent quality time floating somewhere in the fifth dimension while her face was being eaten by a Labrador dog. After she woke up, she could see the floor covered in blood. She reached for a cigarette box, pulled one out and went to light it up when she realized she had no lips and the blood on the floor was her own."
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I have two chocolate labs 110 pound male and a 65 pound female they wouldnt hurt a fly unless they were told to.
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my in-laws white lab is 100 times meaner than my pit bull, their dog can be a real bitch....our pit is a big baby everybody that knows us loves our pit, he is the most beautiful brindle color and loveable.
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Re: Mauled By Labrador

No... I really do not think the sweet pup was trying to wake her. BUNK! But I tell you what, if that was my wife, child, or anyone that I cared about... That would be one dead dog.


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