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Man Tries To Kill Himself With Knife in His Butt

This guy was admitted to the emergency room after trying to stick a knife in his anus to cut his spinal cord.
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Re: Man Tries To Kill Himself With Knife in His Butt

That has to be one of the worst excuses ever, there is no chance he was trying to kill himself by cutting his spinal cord through the ass. What is more likely is that he is some sort of sado-*** who wanted to fuck the knife and didn't want to admit it to the doctors.
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Re: Man Tries To Kill Himself With Knife in His Butt

Yeah I call bullshit on him trying to kill himself that way. What a dumbass this one is!
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Re: Man Tries To Kill Himself With Knife in His Butt

Wtf
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Re: Man Tries To Kill Himself With Knife in His Butt

That would be an impressive way to kill yourself tho.
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Re: Man Tries To Kill Himself With Knife in His Butt

Honestly? could you imagine shoving a knife up your butt? the pain...makes me cringe.
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Re: Man Tries To Kill Himself With Knife in His Butt

Why did he shove it ass backwards?
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Re: Man Tries To Kill Himself With Knife in His Butt

That has to be one of the worst excuses ever, there is no chance he was trying to kill himself by cutting his spinal cord through the ass. What is more likely is that he is some sort of sado-*** who wanted to fuck the knife and didn't want to admit it to the doctors.
Exactly what I was thinking. Or, he was actually raped anally with a knife. Either way - this is... sad, and weird.
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Re: Man Tries To Kill Himself With Knife in His Butt

Ah...you're doing it wrong.
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Re: Man Tries To Kill Himself With Knife in His Butt

Bloke to doctors: "I fell on it!! Honest!!!"
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