[huskie]

nosey fucker.

[Karmakaze]

I told that motherfucker to stop teasing the monkey

[terrician]

wait, you missed the best part of the story.
they ate his testicles too!

hang on i'll try find it

AN animal lover whose nose was bitten off and his testicles mauled by two chimps has made an appeal for his missing pet monkey.
Horrifically disfigured St. James Davis was attacked in 2005 after going to see his house-trained chimp in an animal sanctuary.

Two other monkeys escaped their cage and set upon him.

The chimps nearly killed Mr Davis, from West Govina, in eastern California, chewing off his nose, testicles and foot.

They also bit off chunks of his buttocks and legs before the sanctuary owner shot the animals dead.

Now Mr Davis’ pet monkey Moe – who had previously bitten a woman’s finger off – has vanished after his cage was found empty on Friday.

Moe went missing from Californian animal sanctuary Jungle Exotics, where Mr Davis built him a state-of-the-art cage.

A weekend search in the San Bernardino National Forest 50 miles east of Los Angeles failed to find Moe.

Mr Davis’ spokesman Mike McCasland said: “He’s a very personable, sweet, nice chimp.

“He’s not going to be aggressive unless he’s provoked.”

The 42-year-old chimp who has been cared for by Mr Davis and his wife LaDonna for 30 years is toilet-trained and can eat his food with a knife and fork.

here it is if you want to check it out
Disfigured St. James Davis who was mauled by two chimps appeals for his missing pet monkey | The Sun |News

[Marcusbr]

dude, i liked his piercings

[moticos]

In Ashland Ohio, there's a guy that looks just like this, and everybody calls him the "Cat Man". His nose is missing, and he puts a band-aid over it to cover it up (haha, doesn't really do much to disguise it though).

He drives a van around that's covered in plaster cats, and instead of a regular car horn, it "meows". Ha! I miss that guy!

[Msnr. Sonny Sinner]

nice peircing

[GODREKR]

I think the monkeys were afraid of being put to work like slaves picking tea leafs.

[pattiwick]

They can sew a hand or even an arm back on but they can't sew a nose back on?

[advancedcorpsetumor]

Originally Posted by terrician ↗

wait, you missed the best part of the story.
they ate his testicles too!

hang on i'll try find it



here it is if you want to check it out
Disfigured St. James Davis who was mauled by two chimps appeals for his missing pet monkey | The Sun |News

Poor fucker... If I lost any of my private parts I would die!

[Hotstuff]

ouch