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11-03-2013, 12:12 PM
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Re: Man Had Armpit Odor For 4 Years
I guess it's a good thing that women don't say I stink, even after I've skipped a shower or 10. I guess that saves me a trip down to the doc and a cotton swab up the wee-wee.  |
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11-03-2013, 08:16 PM
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Re: Man Had Armpit Odor For 4 Years
 About 25 years ago I was banging this skank who had an odor down there, but I figured hell my dick doesn't have a nose so what the hell .Well, then the burning started so I went down to the health department to be screened for STD's. This old lady was in the room waiting for me and tells me to drop my pants, then she grabs what looks like a glass tube with a swab on the end in one hand and my sausage in the other and commences to Roto-Root the pee hole causing great pain and then sends me out for some pills.Well being young and dumb  I end up seeing this chick again about a month later and hit it again. Of course the burning returned so back to the health department .This time there is an old man waiting for me and he takes the same type of swab and just gently wipes it across my pee hole and says "that's it". So I say this happened to me recently and tell him of my experience with the old woman and he just busts out laughing. Then he says that this does not surprise him in the least bit. That she hates men and was teaching me a lesson. So the moral of the story is don't pull your pecker out in front of an angry old lady and don't fuck something you wouldn't eat. |
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11-03-2013, 11:54 PM
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Re: Man Had Armpit Odor For 4 Years
The moral is, cover that thing up, if you already got something from her and never put anything in your mouth if you don't like the look or smell of it! That goes for human bodies and food as well |
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11-03-2013, 11:57 PM
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Re: Man Had Armpit Odor For 4 Years
I hate when guys put cologne on their genital area! It does not taste good! |
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11-04-2013, 02:26 AM
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Re: Man Had Armpit Odor For 4 Years
Worse than unwanted pregnancies and STD's?  |
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11-04-2013, 06:43 AM
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Re: Man Had Armpit Odor For 4 Years
Well Verti, I have been blessed with infertility which helps a lot and I guess I have had more then my share of luck because what I described earlier is the only STD episode that I have ever suffered.
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