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09-02-2012, 09:26 PM
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I did this when I was younger most painful experience of my life thus far
I think I was 5 or 6 or so...was winter and wearing one of those full body pajamas with feet and the huge zipper from ankle to neck.

Was in a rush after taking a leak and snagged a bit of skin whilst zipping up. Hurt like a motherfucker and left a little scar to forever remind me to take it slow with those jagged metal teeth!!!
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09-05-2012, 10:44 AM
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ouch dude
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I don't have one of those. Hell, I don't even LIKE those. But it still made me squirm and squeeze my legs together. Ouchie!
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He managed to get that itsy bitsy teeny weenie stuck in something???
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Get really close to the screen and look very closely! See it, lol?!?!
nah. doesn't deserved being called a penis. any of those below 6" is called arrested development of a lower abdomen pimple...
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Damage aside, it looks like a cute little pig in a blanket.
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He must have just ripped that thing out of there. Ouch
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Just one thing I have to say to that....FUCK THAT!
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12-04-2012, 11:54 AM
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ohh my fucking God!!


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