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11-17-2009, 06:38 AM
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Lorry Driver Impaled

'I'm in a spot of bother...': Is what this lorry driver rang to tell boss after being impaled by 8ft pole in freak accident

A lorry driver in the uk was speared by an 8ft pole and calmly called his boss to say: 'I'm in a spot of bother.'

Jason Ripley was pierced through the chest – just inches from his heart - by the metal shaft after an accident in his delivery truck in Darlington, north east England.

The 39-year-old drove into a horizontal barrier, which was hidden by a bush, and as it struck the side of his vehicle, it bounced on the bonnet and smashed through the windscreen.
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11-17-2009, 06:42 AM
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Re: Lorry Driver Impaled

Eww, I'd propably freak out if that happened to me.
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Re: Lorry Driver Impaled

mmm - so the papers say!
I know the truth!!!
Evidence suggests - its a lollipop lady's lollipop!
she must of got pissed off at him for honking when she stopped his truck to let the kiddies past!
Darlington - home of rock
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Re: Lorry Driver Impaled

I'd love to see the paramedics reaction when arriving at the scene.
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06-03-2010, 09:34 AM
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mmm - so the papers say!
I know the truth!!!
Evidence suggests - its a lollipop lady's lollipop!
she must of got pissed off at him for honking when she stopped his truck to let the kiddies past!
Darlington - home of rock
thank Kelly, great post
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He's holding the pipe! Guy's got some balls. If I were him, I'd carry this photo in my wallet. It would be worth a few free drinks I would think...
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06-03-2010, 11:16 AM
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Holy schnikes, that'd f*ck*n hurt- great post, Kell-
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Very cool. I wouldn't like to be the one getting that out though!
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Believe it or not, Ripley!
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Re: Lorry Driver Impaled

If this is 'a spot of bother' I don't even want to know what he considers a medical emergency!


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