JavaScript and Cookies are required to view this site. Please enable both in your browser settings.
Look Mom No Face!! - Section 2

Look Mom No Face!! 

Current Rating:

Unlimited Views No Ads No Algorithms Lifetime Account

Documenting Reality

Community Forum · Est. 2006

Join Now
Thread Tools
  #11  
06-11-2010, 03:35 PM
alphawolf15's Avatar
alphawolf15
Offline:
My Rank: FIRST SERGEANT
Poster Rank:378
Male
Join Date: Jan 2010
Posts: 3,103
 
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Quoted: 83 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
0/20 17/20
Today Posts
0/11 sssss3103
Re: Look Mom No Face!!

1. How could you fail to kill yourself with a shotgun
2. Why didn't he try again?
3. How is he alive!??



1. ppl can be stupid sometimes, hense why they should just stick to jumping off buildings. also..it might have been a 20 gauge instead of a 12 gauge

2. the blast probably knocked him out until he later woke up in the hospital..idk xD

3. if you notice the blast is mainly in his facial areas, but look up a bit and you can see that his skull is still intact.
This User Says Thank You For This Post:
LittleNightmare
▼ PROMO FROM DOCUMENTING REALITY
Human Deformities & Medical Problems
View Now
Hidden for upgraded members.
  #12  
06-11-2010, 03:53 PM
Frank_Furter's Avatar
Frank_Furter
Offline:
Der übliche Verdächtige
Poster Rank:964
Peckerwood
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 735
 
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Quoted: 4 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
0/20 18/20
Today Posts
0/11 ssssss735
Re: Look Mom No Face!!

They fail because they place the shotgun under their chin, and instead of blowing their brains out, they blow their face off. Put the muzzle in the mouth and suck steel, and that won't happen.
4 Users Say Thank You For This Post:
alphawolf15, LittleNightmare, Nve, ZombieStank
  #13  
06-11-2010, 04:04 PM
ZombieStank's Avatar
ZombieStank
Offline:
My Rank: FIRST LIEUTENANT
Poster Rank:245
dry stab
Join Date: Mar 2010
Posts: 5,590
 
Mentioned: 3 Post(s)
Quoted: 137 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
0/20 17/20
Today Posts
0/11 sssss5590
Re: Look Mom No Face!!

Hahahaha, that's cute
  #14  
06-11-2010, 04:25 PM
ChockFullOfChock's Avatar
ChockFullOfChock
Offline:
Madonna vergine bugiarda.
Poster Rank:437
Male
Join Date: May 2010
Posts: 2,612
 
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Quoted: 11 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
1/20 17/20
Today Posts
0/11 sssss2612
Re: Look Mom No Face!!

For future reference boys and girls, you put the gun right into your mouth, and aim it up at 45 degrees. No bone to slow the shot, any if you (some fucking how) survive, your face will still be intact.
  #15  
06-11-2010, 04:31 PM
Pelle's Avatar
Pelle
Offline:
My Rank: MAJOR
Poster Rank:148
Male
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 11,125
 
Mentioned: 6 Post(s)
Quoted: 205 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
0/20 17/20
Today Posts
0/11 ssss11125
Re: Look Mom No Face!!

FFFAAAAIIIIILLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This User Says Thank You For This Post:
alphawolf15
  #16  
06-12-2010, 12:34 AM
LittleNightmare's Avatar
LittleNightmare
Offline:
~So Much Blood~
Poster Rank:120
Gore Hag
Join Date: Mar 2010
Posts: 13,161
Contributions: 1
 
Mentioned: 28 Post(s)
Quoted: 822 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
0/20 17/20
Today Posts
0/11 ssss13161
Re: Look Mom No Face!!

he didn't want to face his problems.
2 Users Say Thank You For This Post:
alphawolf15, Nve
  #17  
06-12-2010, 01:01 AM
Jurisnaeth's Avatar
Jurisnaeth
Offline:
My Rank: CORPORAL
Poster Rank:1483
Join Date: Jan 2010
Posts: 386
 
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
0/20 17/20
Today Posts
0/11 ssssss386
Re: Look Mom No Face!!

I guess he found another thing in life where he sucks at.
This User Says Thank You For This Post:
alphawolf15
  #18  
06-12-2010, 12:23 PM
Pigeon's Avatar
Pigeon
Offline:
I POOP ON U
Poster Rank:126
Female
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 12,645
Contributions: 3
 
Mentioned: 12 Post(s)
Quoted: 1263 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
0/20 17/20
Today Posts
0/11 ssss12645
Re: Look Mom No Face!!

People intending to commit suicide via firearm should note to aim directly for the braincase, not just the general face/head area. Poor guy even destroyed his eyes.
  #19  
06-12-2010, 03:15 PM
x.MiZzY-HITchick.'s Avatar
My Rank: SERGEANT
Poster Rank:1240
Female
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 500
 
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Quoted: 1 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
0/20 17/20
Today Posts
0/11 ssssss500
Re: Look Mom No Face!!

I'd cheer him up *reloads the failgun*
This User Says Thank You For This Post:
alphawolf15
  #20  
06-12-2010, 05:13 PM
BlahBertBloohHug's Avatar
BlahBertBloohHug
Offline:
My Rank: CORPORAL
Poster Rank:1618
Male
Join Date: Mar 2010
Posts: 340
 
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
0/20 17/20
Today Posts
0/11 ssssss340
Re: Look Mom No Face!!

Lol nice title...all I can think of


Powered by vBulletin Copyright 2000-2010 Jelsoft Enterprises Limited.

Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO