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Re: Jam Jar & Potato Up The Arse!!!

Potato & a jam jar. I seriously feel that removing this fool's testicles would curb his quest for the Ultimate Orgasm, before he winds up learning the answer to the age-old question #1: is there life after death ?
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it looks like the jar's got jam in it too!
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Great ad for Kroger.
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How embarrassing!
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so the potato got stuck and he thought the jelly might lube things up...too bad he forgot to take it OUT of the jar first
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And so it came to pass, Dr. Anonymous became the climax to this fellow's little butthole adventure. You know that if he jammed those up there either by himself or with the help of a friend, he had to have enjoyed having them removed. Potatoes & Jelly, a crown jewel in the genre of ER Shenanigans.
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I've said it before and I'm sure I'll say it again : 'why can't closeted gay guys just buy a dildo instead of using bizarre objects'?
Do they think buying a dildo will make them look gay? gayer than having bizarre objects medically removed from their assholes?
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how crazy embarassing that would be to find lol some jelly and a potato jammed up a in the closet mans ass/secrets out!!!!!!!!!and sadakohere I LOVE YOU!!!!!
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Personally, I prefer my potatoes baked or scalloped.

I guess it is too much trouble to go buy a proper dildo to shove up your ass.
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Re: Jam Jar & Potato Up The Arse!!!

That last picture sure gives a whole new meaning to the term, "Shit-eating Grin!"

BTW, Excellent post Sada! ;)
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