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Re: Intestinal Birth of Dildo and Balls

Let's cut the smallest hole possible and try to cram this huge object through it.
It’s not all that different than how it got there in the first place
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Re: Intestinal Birth of Dildo and Balls

I've seen that before, in a movie
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HOW
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Someone must have hated him to ram that rod so far up!
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Those doctors were really getting into playing with that dildo.
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Re: Intestinal Birth of Dildo and Balls

You know that surgeon has got to be thinking that he went to school for 16+ years to only be jacking off a massive fucking dong in some dude's lower intestinal tract.

But for real though, before my mom retired she had the best stories of shit removed from the human body. It didn't bother them, if anything, it was fodder for their story telling sessions. When I started pre-med, we got great stories from professors about "found" objects......people claiming that they didn't know how that got up there. Duh-huh?!?!
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One of the best stories from one of my nursing instructors was the guy with an apple stuck up his ass. He & his gf (he was also married) were fooling around &...oopsie. Lol he had to drive over to the next town, & paid cash so his wife wouldn't find out about his extra- marital activities.
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Why is it that some individuals insist in inserting stuff in their bodies that obviously don't fit? I'm sure he didn't swallow this
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Enjoy that colostomy...
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Re: Intestinal Birth of Dildo and Balls

the doc posing for a camera shot at the end! hahahahahaha!
He wiggled it back and forth before he posed too! Classic! Lol
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