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10-09-2023, 06:49 PM
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Indian Man Attempts to Kill Himself Via Self-Immolation
Adimali, Kerala state A 39-year-old man, G., attempted to commit suicide by dousing himself with petrol while standing at a road junction and setting himself alight. After the fire was put out, G. was rushed to hospital with severe burns. According to police, G. may have tried to kill himself as he was "worried about not getting married". |
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10-09-2023, 09:03 PM
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Re: Indian Man Attempts to Kill Himself Via Self-Immolation
Who's gonna want to marry a crispy critter now?  |
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10-10-2023, 12:10 AM
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Re: Indian Man Attempts to Kill Himself Via Self-Immolation
At what point did he realize this was a bad idea?
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10-10-2023, 05:59 AM
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Re: Indian Man Attempts to Kill Himself Via Self-Immolation
He probably wish he was dead, burns fucking hurt!!! It's the pain that keeps on giving!
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10-10-2023, 11:12 AM
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Re: Indian Man Attempts to Kill Himself Via Self-Immolation
well, he doesn't have to worry any further as it changed to certainly not getting married. Record number of 40-year-old Americans have never married. The proportion of 40-year-olds in the US who are not married is at an all-time high, according to a survey. As of 2021, 25 percent of those aged 40 had never been married. This figure was a significant increase from 20 percent in 2010. Hope they don't turn crazy and hopeless like this guy although we can always use some more footage as the above one p. |
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10-11-2023, 06:37 PM
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Re: Indian Man Attempts to Kill Himself Via Self-Immolation
He got the stop and drop right, just forgot the roll part
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10-12-2023, 06:27 AM
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Re: Indian Man Attempts to Kill Himself Via Self-Immolation
I would consider doing that if I were thinking about getting married
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10-12-2023, 12:54 PM
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Re: Indian Man Attempts to Kill Himself Via Self-Immolation
It’s always a good idea until the fire is started. Then the reality sets in and it really FUCKING BURNS!!!! |
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10-12-2023, 10:03 PM
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Re: Indian Man Attempts to Kill Himself Via Self-Immolation
Well, he was worried about not getting married, and I can understand why, because he was ALREADY good at doing the "Hokey-Pokey" after he lit himself off, and it would be a shame to have that skill and NOT get married. I estimate he improved his marital chances by .00000014%. But remember, I'm NOT a mathematician, and I DON'T play one on TV, either!  |
