Holy shit. I'm just seeing this thread but the first 5 pages gave me anxiety- thank god you went in- sepsis for sure if you hadn't. Now you will have a hell of a conversation starter.
Oh, it WILL happen and pretty sure in the near or very near future, I do a LOT of those "don't try this at home" things at home, in my shop, and elsewhere. So stay tuned.
Work on your survival instinct! Be the survivor here. nKay?