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● 08-30-2014, 01:31 AM
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How Not to Trim Toenails

first of all i have my friends permission to post this.
so anyhow my bud was out mowing the grass and thought hey lets see if i can trim my toenails too. well to make a long story short it does not work
HEY MAN IF YOU SEE THIS GET WELL SOON!!
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Re: How Not to Trim Toenails

Cool
Could have been a lot worse
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Re: How Not to Trim Toenails

That's why I mow barefoot- can't afford to lose a good pair of boots!
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Re: How Not to Trim Toenails

that last pic almost looks like something else lol
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Re: How Not to Trim Toenails

This little piggy went AWOL.
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Re: How Not to Trim Toenails

I bet that felt good while they cleaned it.
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Re: How Not to Trim Toenails

that last pic almost looks like something else lol
Oh my, it does!!!!!
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Re: How Not to Trim Toenails

OUCH!!!!!
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Re: How Not to Trim Toenails

If your friend actually tried this, and I'm really hoping you were being sarcastic in your wording of the post....please cut off his balls so we can improve the gene pool by stopping this NOW.
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Re: How Not to Trim Toenails

no he was not really trying to trim his toenails he just had a bad run in with his mower but if his balls are to be removed i will post vid and pix
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