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11-14-2009, 12:27 PM
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i wish i had a story but it didnt come with any all i know is happened to dude!!!
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11-14-2009, 12:45 PM
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eeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!! what ever happened may it be lesson to us all.
i reckon he shoved his cock in a toaster. or George Forby Grill.
great post - it made me sick to my stomach!!! and laugh my arse off as well!
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11-14-2009, 01:06 PM
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HORRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIBLe!!! xD
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11-14-2009, 01:24 PM
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Everyone hit the deck. It's gonna blow!!!
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11-14-2009, 01:30 PM
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he must of had a great wank-a-thon!
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11-14-2009, 02:28 PM
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fuck knows, but that is some boner!!!
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11-14-2009, 02:43 PM
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Wow..looks like he put it in a blender.
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11-14-2009, 03:31 PM
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wow
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maybe he had too much hot sauce and it burnt his dick off when he went for a piss! XD
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11-14-2009, 04:01 PM
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It's good to see he took the liberty of trimming his pubes before going to see the doctor about his horrible cock malady- no point embarrassing yourself, eh.....
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