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12-21-2025, 08:15 AM
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Hand Fucked Up After Fireworks Explosion
An eighth-grade student played with homemade firecrackers and as a result got his hand mutilated by an explosion.
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12-21-2025, 12:45 PM
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Re: Hand Fucked Up After Fireworks Explosion
He definitely won’t ever be known as “handy”.   |
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12-21-2025, 04:13 PM
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Re: Hand Fucked Up After Fireworks Explosion
One of my fave 4th of july-related movies: "Dude, where's my Hand?" That one, and "The Sirens of the Blams"  |
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12-21-2025, 06:18 PM
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Re: Hand Fucked Up After Fireworks Explosion
Might be known as "lefty" though.
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12-26-2025, 06:20 PM
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Re: Hand Fucked Up After Fireworks Explosion
Sorry, but I think he is more likely to be known as "Stumpy". Or, perhaps he can start wearing a cowboy hat, and they can start calling him "Three-Finger-Jack"! By Cracky!  |
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12-27-2025, 05:10 PM
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Re: Hand Fucked Up After Fireworks Explosion
Hope that's not the hand he rubs one out with. Gonna have to learn to switch hit if so.
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