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05-11-2026, 05:42 PM
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Guy with a Koyta Lodged into His Skull Walks into a Hospital
Doctors at the civic-run Sion hospital in Mumbai have successfully removed a Koyta lodged in the skull of a man following an alleged assault after performing an emergency surgery. The patient was brought to the casualty department of Lokmanya Tilak Municipal General Hospital, also known as Sion Hospital, in the early hours of May 2 after being attacked with a coconut-cutting koyta. He was conscious, alert, and showed no neurological deficit at the time of admission, according to the release. The injured man was immediately shifted to the trauma ICU, where detailed medical and radiological examinations revealed that the weapon had penetrated the left side of his skull and entered nearly 1.5 inches into the brain. A team led by neurosurgeon Dr Batuk Diora, along with anaesthetists under Dr Shweta Mambre, performed an emergency surgery and successfully removed the embedded weapon from his head. The operation was successful, and the patient is currently conscious and undergoing treatment in the trauma ICU. His condition is stable and showing signs of steady improvement. The victim's family reportedly criticised the hospital for the long waiting time before treatment. Police said the three suspects have been arrested. |
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05-11-2026, 06:11 PM
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Re: Guy with a Koyta Lodged into His Skull Walks into a Hospital
I think that he should keep it just like it is! It would make a great conversation piece!  |
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05-12-2026, 03:08 AM
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Re: Guy with a Koyta Lodged into His Skull Walks into a Hospital
They just left him standing around in the lobby in that condition...WTF?
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05-12-2026, 12:54 PM
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Re: Guy with a Koyta Lodged into His Skull Walks into a Hospital
Someone was pissed off and whacked the guy but wasn’t able to pull it back out for another swing. How nice of the doctor’s to finish the job.  |
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05-13-2026, 10:49 PM
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Re: Guy with a Koyta Lodged into His Skull Walks into a Hospital
The show "In Living Color" had a skit set in an ER waiting room and all these patients coming in and someone would announce, "Shot in the head" as well as other things wrong with people walking in. |
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05-14-2026, 02:37 AM
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Re: Guy with a Koyta Lodged into His Skull Walks into a Hospital
Think that was Madtv.
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