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02-03-2015, 03:16 PM
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This Guy Gets A Pitchfork Stuck in His Ass
I was sitting here trying to figure out how this could happen accidentally but came up with nothing other then he may have accidently sat on it in some way. If it was no accident, my guess is someone was messing around and stabbed him with it.
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02-03-2015, 03:33 PM
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 ✝Mudderator from Hell✝ Poster Rank:10 e-mail Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 95,073
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Re: This Guy Gets A Pitchfork Stuck in His Ass
lucky for him it only penetrated the soft fat tissue and not the rectum  |
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02-03-2015, 04:13 PM
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 My Rank: PRIVATE FIRST CLASS Poster Rank:4502 Male Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 64 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 2 Post(s)
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Re: This Guy Gets A Pitchfork Stuck in His Ass
"You know what ? Fork you !"  |
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02-03-2015, 04:51 PM
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Re: This Guy Gets A Pitchfork Stuck in His Ass
Forking helll.......  |
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02-03-2015, 06:21 PM
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Re: This Guy Gets A Pitchfork Stuck in His Ass
Didn't run fast enough after being caught banging a farmer's daughter.  |
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02-03-2015, 07:14 PM
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Re: This Guy Gets A Pitchfork Stuck in His Ass
Yeah, I've been there, buddy. (So...many...times.) |
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02-03-2015, 08:34 PM
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Re: This Guy Gets A Pitchfork Stuck in His Ass
LMFAO!!!!! What I thought was that he jumped into a pile of hay or straw, and didn't see the pitchfork. But I like Cruchy's explanation MUCH better! |
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02-04-2015, 04:14 AM
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Re: This Guy Gets A Pitchfork Stuck in His Ass
Today's special : Ass Piercings - $9.95. And I must say.. he is a lucky guy... that looks like it wouldn't have taken much for that to have been MUCH worse.. |
