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06-10-2014, 10:56 PM
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Re: Guy Gets a Big Dildo Removed from His Arse
Do you have any TP for your bungholio?
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06-10-2014, 11:04 PM
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Re: Guy Gets a Big Dildo Removed from His Arse
But only in China do they after 50 years of age.. Right Shakeyplums? Haha shit, I don't know who got it the worst, him, or mr. Hands? |
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06-12-2014, 08:45 AM
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Re: Guy Gets a Big Dildo Removed from His Arse
Cheese-and-Rice! I thought my dorm mates were a bunch of assholes when I passed out in my own damn room on my own damn couch with the door locked... ...and when my smashed roommate came in, he and the rest of the shitheads thought it'd be funny to put shaving cream in my hand and then tickle my face with a feather. Only they didn't use shaving cream, but in its place they used a mighty glob of mint toothpaste. So they tickle my face and I smash that wad of toothpaste right into my eyes. So now I'm blinded and waking up in a room full of drunk people when I remember falling asleep in my empty room. So I did what any reasonable drunk would do, I started grabbing people and punching the shit out of them. Once I could see again, I stopped punching and head-butting the simps. Serves them right, I say.  |
